Mark Kirk gives a speech
The press wants to ask questions
Mark Kirk runs away
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Haiku Evasion – Kirk Avoids Reporters
In Elections, Mark Kirk, Media, Republicans on June 22, 2010 at 11:42 pmConflicts In Haiku: Judge Feldman
In Courts, Energy Policy, Oil Drilling, Republicans on June 22, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Judge Marty Feldman
Overturned the drilling ban
Something is fishy
Just the start of the questions
About his fairness
Fake Awards In Haiku: Mark Kirk
In Mark Kirk, Politics, Republicans on June 1, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Kirk: “Oops, excuse me
That award I said I won,
Misidentified“
“It’s just the third time
I’ve lied about my record
As a war hero”
“I’m in the Navy
That fact I always get right
Details, not so much “
Libertarian Haiku: Rand Paul, Extremist
In Elections, Libertarians, Racism, Rand Paul, Republicans on May 24, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Flip Flops In Haiku: Mark Kirk
In Elections, Mark Kirk, Republicans on April 8, 2010 at 11:05 am
If you vote for Kirk
Can you really be certain
Which Mark Kirk you’ll get?
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