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Haiku Evasion – Kirk Avoids Reporters

In Elections, Mark Kirk, Media, Republicans on June 22, 2010 at 11:42 pm

Mark Kirk gives a speech
The press wants to ask questions
Mark Kirk runs away

Conflicts In Haiku: Judge Feldman

In Courts, Energy Policy, Oil Drilling, Republicans on June 22, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Judge Marty Feldman
Overturned the drilling ban
Something is fishy

Just the start of the questions
About his fairness

Fake Awards In Haiku: Mark Kirk

In Mark Kirk, Politics, Republicans on June 1, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Kirk: “Oops, excuse me
That award I said I won,
Misidentified

“It’s just the third time
I’ve lied about my record
As a war hero”

“I’m in the Navy
That fact I always get right
Details, not so much