Fake Awards In Haiku: Mark Kirk

In Mark Kirk, Politics, Republicans on June 1, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Kirk: “Oops, excuse me
That award I said I won,
Misidentified“

“It’s just the third time
I’ve lied about my record
As a war hero”

“I’m in the Navy
That fact I always get right
Details, not so much “

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