Obstructionists In Haiku: GOPhers Just Wanna Have Fun

GOPhers obstruct House
To attend Boehner’s beach bash
They’re not on our side

Crazies In Haiku: The Birthers

Despite evidence

Some conservatives still claim

POTUS is Kenyan

Racism In Haiku: Obamacare

Do you need more proof
That racism’s a big part
Of his critics’ plan?